"Liberation: It's All Connected"

Today, I convinced myself there was a tripartite system of rustication in apartment complexes. I also discovered a rather weighty campaign by PETA 2 to recognize the most environmentally sound college eating facilities in the country. Thankfully, in this time of economic crisis, we have PETA to remind us of what really matters: making our food shittier than the lack of intellectual rigor in two-thirds of the country's collegiate curriculum. As I toil away, confusing plate (jointed) rustication on Palazzo Ruccelai with the simplified forms of Michelozzo's Palazzo Medidi, I will be at ease with the knowledge that bunnies everywhere are being freed from the oppressive shackles of pet owners and zoologists. [What matters to me is not neoplatonic liberation but the sexual pleasure embodied by bunny rabbits.]

I found an especially gripping video produced by the PETA2 fund. The use of jump cuts makes Godard's camerawork look like child's play (this is not a veiled reference to the horror film series). The analogy between between denying human beings and animals political rights is especially telling: today, we must compile a video with images from archives as well as footage of poorly dressed public university students (whose sunglasses' circular forms are NOT echoed in the classical order of their libraries' facades and whose American Eagle shirts must have given either several birds or one underpaid child laborer second degree burns) confessing their deep-rooted fears concerning the importance of bunny rabbit safety.

"In New York, a mother cat suffered deep burns as she returned to a burning building over and over again to rescue her kittens."

Indeed, New York cats are more human than I will ever be.